21
Nov
11

On The Road Again.

It wasn’t easy…but after a month of the car being in the dealership- we are back at it.

Quote of the weekend- “Isn’t Ghostface Killah on Mobb Deep?”- this chick to her guy friend.  What in tarnation?  I’m fairly certain even the baby who stopped crying when Notorious B.I.G’s Hypnotize came on knows that Ghostface is a member of the Wu-Tang Clan.  What made it worse was that she said Mobb Deep was her favorite group of all time.

Lemme find out that- You can marry your best friends.  This chick I picked up at near Zucotti Park was telling me an interesting story of how she got her best guy friend and best girl friend to get together.  Her girl friend was still in a relationship at the time but she knew that was gonna fall by the wayside…so when it did, she arranged for the two to meet up and well enough- they immediately hit it off.  They had the wedding up in the mountains & she basically was the one who ordained them.  Gave the speech and everything.  That’s pretty damn cool.  Are you an ordained minister or something?  No, but I did stay in at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

A former New Yorker’s view of chicks and NYC- “Yo…no one is touching girls from NYC..they are so bangin over here.  What it is is that you can find basically any chick you want and almost all of them keep themselves proper.  It’s harder to talk to em for sure but it’s easier to get laid.  At the very least it’s easier to find out if they’re worth your time or not.  Out in Georgia, yeah it’s easier to talk to them but you might find yourself havin to go on mad dates just to get a little something…and even that’s not guaranteed.  Man…these white girls out here all go to the gym n shit, black girls let themselves go.  It even disappoints my mom…cause I can’t fuck with these fat black chicks.”
DK’s Brain- #OccupyTheGym?

DK’s brain lock of the weekend- Seeing this dude holding his stomach with his lesbian female friend…yet I picked them up anyway.  Pukage was inevitable.  Fortunately the dude (mostly) dry heaved out the window.  Her effort in trying to clean up the mess?  Using her water bottle as a “hose”.  What the fuck?  (cue Drake) Youuuu cannnn doooo betterrrrr.

Why the divorce rate in America is 50%- This chick who works at this bar Traffic was telling me about this dude who had gotten ASS IMPLANTS.  The hell?  It’s a Tennessee Volunteers bar from what I gather and he comes in every weekend…letting people smack his ass so they know it’s real.  The decision though wasn’t his to make, his wife wanted him to get some.  Or, his ex-wife.  They broke up about two weeks after the surgery.  Might’ve had something to do with her being unable to get on top while the ass was healing, nobody knows.

And so on.

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